when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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