When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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