Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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