I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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