Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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