he puts the penis in happiness.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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