Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I will be naked everywhere
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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