idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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