My hand turned me down
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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