I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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