He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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