yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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