I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
she peed on how many people?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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