LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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