I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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