i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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