Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i will never coherently bang her
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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