But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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