haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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