Is it normal to miss your booty call?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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