So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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