Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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