You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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