I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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