you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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