Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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