how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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