Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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