I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
