We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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