I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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