I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
