i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Randomize
