Porn is love you can see.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
two words...techno handjob
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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