Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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