: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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