i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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