She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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