Where are you?
In a non slutty way
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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