: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I think I sprained my soul last night
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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