Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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