is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Houston, we have a squirter
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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