i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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