Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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