I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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