i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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