do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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