that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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