ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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