She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
did i walk over a car last night?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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