Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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