yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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