At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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