i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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