OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you will always have a special place in my vag
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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