i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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