Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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