I could have mohawked her pubes.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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